At a Boy Scout Summer Camp Planning Meeting…
At the dentists…with 9 cavities and 1 root canal. My favorite!
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TERRY REILLY!!! WHY ARENT WE BEST FRIENDS ANY MORE? IT MAKES ME SO SAD. :(bitch we need to hang out! Btw, I saw Ms. Levinson yesterday :)
ew.
anyways, do you still have my number? cuz we should do something asap. like thursday. or this weekend. please!
yup! This weekend! btw, Tumblr is so annoying to figure out…fml
:(
TERRY REILLY!!! WHY ARENT WE BEST FRIENDS ANY MORE? IT MAKES ME SO SAD. :(
bitch we need to hang out! Btw, I saw Ms. Levinson yesterday :)
I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
William F. Buckley, Jr.
Jeepers Mister, that’s some perspicacity!
William F. Buckley Jr., who according to the New York Times, “marshaled polysyllabic exuberance, famously arched eyebrows and a refined, perspicacious mind…”
Leaving us, dear reader, for posterity, Mr. Buckley Jr., has also been kind enough to leave us with some mind-numbing, titillating parlance (leaving most to say, “Good Golly, Mrs. Molly,” that’s a ten-dollar word).
Here are my favorites:
From the primordial wisdom of the man himself:”[J]ust as the discriminating ear greets gladly the C augmented 11th when just the right harmonic moment has come for it, so the fastidious eye encounters happily the word that says exactly what the writer wished not only said but conveyed, the writer here defined as a performing writer sensitive to cadence, variety, marksmanship, accent, nuance and drama. What of the reader who misses the refinement? Well, what of the listener deaf to the special reach of the C augmented 11th?”
Sir, Good Morning
Good Evening. At once before embarking on this grand adventure which the far more technological advanced than I refer to as a “blog,” I wish to apologize. I do hope that while I am most certain that I receive more catharsis and utility out this momentary sub-literary, perplexing, unfathomable titillation than any potential dear reader, if there are any, some might desire to actually continue reading this “blog.” I would like mention that although one might casually read this amid facebook, gmail, and other daily disturbances, I do, dear reader, take great lengths at constructing somewhat coherent and understandable sentences devoid of syntactical discontinuity. Thus, I must first thank you, apologize, and let you go. Most likely you have some facebook notification to tend to by now, but until next time, good morning.
